I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.
AHAHAHA
so I was at a restaurant with my friend and her mum and they’re both brazilian so they don’t speak english and her mum called up the waiter and forgot how to say napkin so she just said “I’d like a kidnap please” and the waiter stood there with this awfully frightened look while we tried not to laugh
i don’t understand why fucking idiots can get a job but i can’t
i found a video
it hurt me deep
hnnnnnnn
what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
- If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

i actually bleached those streaks before so maybe it will stay longer